Sunday, January 18, 2009

Salmonella in peanut butter is not acceptable. We vegans LIVE on peanut butter. Peanut butter toast, scrambled peanut butter, peanut butter soup, etc. Without peanut butter we are bereft. We will turn to tofu.

I went to Portland and J beat me at Scrabble every time. I did not win once, not once. Why, you ask, do I keep playing. I keep thinking I will win this time, this time is my time. I live in delusion.

We had to buy a Scrabble game so we went to the mall. I walked down the doll aisle and there were these Sweet Baby dolls that started cooing and babbling when I walked by. Creepy, so creepy. You squeeze their tummies and they giggle and squeal. Gross.

Tuesday holy cow.


Anonymous said...

ewww: those baby dolls are the creeps, the heebiejeebies & the hippyhippy shakes all rolled into 1. makes rosemary's baby look like a care bear picnic.

beth coyote said...

I bet if you popped off their heads, they would still make baby-like noises. Then they eat you while you sleep.