Wednesday, April 27, 2011

By the way, the US Post Office sent change of address notices to our new clinic and I just want you all to know that I am now President Beth Coyote.

I didn't even have to campaign. Or raise billions.

I'll be ordering medical care for everyone and 20 hour work weeks and massive vacations and chocolate drinking fountains and no war and public nudity. Oh, and red shoes for all.


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Pamela said...

You earned my vote at red shoes for all.

beth coyote said...

Welcome, Pamela. And yes, red shoes. I have two pairs and I wear them even tho they don't go with anything. Or maybe they go with everything, even my pajamas.