Monday, June 29, 2009

There are two ladies from Taiwan living in my house. Yesterday one of them flooded my bathroom. There is a large crock with cooked meat items in my fridge. As a vegan, I will brace myself every time I open the fridge door. I'm still at work. I'm afraid to go home.

If you have any questions about this current development, please direct your questions to the complaint department.

Thank you and have a nice day.

8 comments:

Radish King said...

Wait til you've been a vegan more than 2 months. That meat will find a place somewhere OUTSIDE.

beth coyote said...

Like in the garage...and they messed up my computer, GAAAAAAAAA.

Radish King said...

NOT OKAY NOT NOT NOT.

Valerie Loveland said...

Even though I am not vegan anymore, my time as a vegan years ago has made me weird about meat forever.

beth coyote said...

Oh help, I am a prisoner in my own house. I'm gonna tie the bed sheets together and escape after dark.

Dana said...

Hmm.

Tofu Hunter said...

It's amazing how violated one's sense of culinary comfort can feel after some meat knowns or unknowns have been in the kitchen.

beth coyote said...

TH-totally