My Little Golden Book of Phobias

I already finished packing. Very suspicious. I bet I have forgotten something. Like shoes or underwear. I was scolded in Denver with lotion that was FOUR OUNCES. Boy, was I embarrassed. 

In Los Angeles, the Scientology building/church/fortress is a whole city block. I bet they sit in there beaming out gamma rays to the universe. I made that up but I bet I'm right. I mean, L. Ron Hubbard, really.

I just saw a mosquito, one lone mosquito. There are no bugs here. Back East, there are serious bugs. Mosquitos will drive you insane while you are trying to sleep under the covers even tho it is a thousand degrees in your room. I used to come home from summer camp covered with bites. 

I do miss the fireflies.