Friday, July 31, 2009

My neighbor told me that some girl stopped on my lawn to pee. Yesterday evening. Standing up. So peeing-in-public girl: thanks for watering. Sorry I missed it. 

What should my response have been if I had witnessed said activity?

1) Excuse me, what are you doing?

2) HEY, WHAT THE F--K ARE YOU DOING?

3) Would you like some toilet paper?

4) Does my lawn look like a bathroom?

Obviously, I need some help here. Any suggestions? 

6 comments:

Radish King said...

Sorry about that. I was on my way home and in a hurry.
kisses,
Rebecca

Marta Sanchez said...

If she was cute, May I join you? might have worked.

beth coyote said...

Sheesh, R. It WAS you. I'll let the neighbors know.

beth coyote said...

I'm impressed that she peed standing up..an impressive skill in a girl.

Radish King said...

It takes practice and helps being raised in the forest.

beth coyote said...

I hear that girls can even aim. I could squirt breast milk, maybe too much information.