I'm working too much and it squeezes my brain. I'm no good after about 5PM. Uh, your, uh, the muscle where your baby is, called, uh... and your cervix dilates and uh... I admit to my clients that I've eaten almond butter and crackers for dinner so my vegetable deficit is contributing to my impoverished brain cells.
However, I'm going to Tennessee in October to present at the MANA conference, the national midwifery organization. Yeehaw. Fame and glory, here I come.