Or perhaps it's early dementia. At least I can spell that.
My daughter has already scoped out a 'retirement community' near her house. Gawd. Just because I occasionally fall down while wearing Dansko's (and see, I had to take my shoe off to see how to spell Dansko). Everyone falls down wearing Dansko's. Now I'm wondering about the apostrophe. Should it be there or not?
I have a fever. I know this because the cats are sitting on me. Clearly I am the warmest thing in the house.