Maybe I'll get an unsuspecting friend to help me. In exchange for jelly, lots 'o jelly.
It is beautiful to behold all those jars with amber and pink light coming through them.
In the next few weeks, I am expecting many men to swarm over my house fixing leaky gutters, peeling paint, sagging decks and so forth. There will also be an upheaval in the kitchen with massive sanding of cabinets. I have to remove all items from the kitchen, all items. Into the dining room. The kitchen will be plasticked off and the noise of sanders will begin. Oh yeah. It aughta be fun.
Then let winter come. I'll be ready. Snug, with grape jelly for company.