Before we go any further, we must speak about oysters. Consider The Joy of Cooking on the subject. "Now back to the actual opening of the shells....Until you develop a knack, shucking is not easy. Should you grow slightly desperate, you may be willing to sacrifice some flavor for convenience. If so, place the oysters in a 400 degree oven for 5 to 7 minutes...." This is blasphemy. But I know slightly desperate. Once you have jammed the oyster up against the side of the fridge and you're whacking it with a screw driver and a hammer, well, then it's time to get out Lewis Carroll's "The Walrus and the Carpenter" and read to calm yourself down.
I'd like to say I'm a vegetarian except for oysters. Oysters and crab. And horseradish. And melted butter.
Four days til I leave and go to the other side of the world. Tomorrow night is another writer's workshop. I have no poems. I don't write poems anymore. I hate poems. They suck.
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Would you like four dozen free oysters to practice shucking on (although your oven trick sounds awafully nice!). MarxFoods.com is giving away 48 fresh Puget Sound oysters ... all you have to do is answer "What would you do with 4 dozen free oysters?".
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