My Little Golden Book of Phobias

I went to see the foolish Karate Kid II movie and Jadon Smith is rather gorgeous and Jackie Chan is old now even though he's still my hero because he threw himself around in movies so much that he's broken all his bones, some several times, like his nose, but the movie is stupid except for the mountain top temples and the Great Wall which makes me want to go to China except for the usual things but really my neighborhood smells like burning wood which makes me VERY NERVOUS I keep looking around my house to make sure my house isn't on fire and no one else's house is on fire either I mean why would you have a fire in your fireplace today it's warm out and spring-y with roses and flowering dogwood and such. I'm just not in the mood for a fire on the block with spectators and fire trucks and drama.