Wednesday, June 01, 2011

The deck is partial, some parts of it are missing so you could break your ankle or your leg if you forgot and went out at night and walked the wrong way in the dark. Sean made a big pile of lumber with nails sticking out, a true lockjaw playground. Have you ever met anyone with lockjaw or recovered from lockjaw? Me either.

By the way, Carol Burnett on Glee looks terrible. Her lips are all stretched out like her mouth has melted and is heading towards her chin. Otherwise, her face is frozen.

Why o why do celebs do this to themselves? Why is it so wrong to get old and look it? Just look at their hands, I tell you. Vein-y and spotty and gnarly and OLD!!

7 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Decks we can redo. Faces- doesn't always work out so well, does it?
No. Never heard of anyone getting lockjaw. Sure have heard it discussed as a possibility a million times though.

Valerie Loveland said...

Why doesn't anyone get plastic surgery on their hands too?

Radish King said...

Valerie, you can get your ass fat injected into your hands but it seeps out or maybe travels back into your ass eventually I'm not quite sure how it seeps out but I've read it goes pretty quick.

Radish King said...

ps. Have never seen lockjaw. Have stepped on many rusty nails etc. Am allergic to tetanus shots. Never again.

beth coyote said...

Dear Ms Moon-Maybe botox is the modern version of lockjaw..

And RK-Ok, gross, maybe ass fat gets lonely for it's fellow ass fat and travels back down but really, yuck. Ass fat in your hands!!! And I thought I'd heard of everything.

XX B

ajax said...

Unlike rabies, your prognosis is good if you get tetanus. According to A.D.A.M. Medical Encyclopedia, with treatment, fewer than 10% will die from it.

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