I have, in my day, inhaled the entire box. In one go.
In case you can't read that, a 'serving size' is 4 cookies and 4 cookies = 160 calories. There are 8 'servings' per box so therefore, an entire box of cookies =1280 calories. Basically the majority of my caloric needs for the day.
I can just go ahead and eat the whole box, take a few vitamins, drink some water and call it good.
I'm becoming a bit unhinged. If I don't get a kitchen this weekend, I might have a breakdown that won't be pretty.
So y'all have been warned.
'Woman found passed out amidst a large pile of thin mint GS cookies. She was taken to Harborview where she remains under observation. Apparent GS cookie poisoning victim.'