Saturday, October 31, 2009

Found

Time Sensitive Material:

You will be revoked as soon as you complete a full-sized copy.
Pleas list languages spoken (ignore unspoken languages).
Have you had a mental health condition in the last 5 years?
If yes, describe rehabilitation.
Do you agree to exhaust all available remedies?
You may be interviewed and verified at any time.
Photocopies constitutes competence.
Misstatements=lies.
We've lined your house with listening devices.
It's for your own good.
Thank you for agreeing to investigate entities here or not.

2 comments:

Laura Gamache said...

oh gawd!
xoxo

beth coyote said...

No, really.