1. Prepare ye the way.
2. Have a bath.
4. Look for your mother's pearl necklace (which has been missing for 3 years)again.
5. Eat a few cookies.
7. Clean out the garage.
8. Re-read a batch of old poems. Congratulate yourself for your (obvious) brilliance.
9. Sneak up to your computer and pound out a plethora of words.
10. Have a glass of good wine.
11. Have another.
14. Fall asleep on the couch.
15. Wake up in your clothes with wine stains on your chin and crumbs in your bra.