Friday, July 31, 2009

My neighbor told me that some girl stopped on my lawn to pee. Yesterday evening. Standing up. So peeing-in-public girl: thanks for watering. Sorry I missed it. 

What should my response have been if I had witnessed said activity?

1) Excuse me, what are you doing?

2) HEY, WHAT THE F--K ARE YOU DOING?

3) Would you like some toilet paper?

4) Does my lawn look like a bathroom?

Obviously, I need some help here. Any suggestions? 
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6 comments:

  1. Radish King2:21 PM

    Sorry about that. I was on my way home and in a hurry.
    kisses,
    Rebecca

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  2. Marta Sanchez9:38 PM

    If she was cute, May I join you? might have worked.

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  3. beth coyote9:39 PM

    Sheesh, R. It WAS you. I'll let the neighbors know.

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  4. beth coyote9:41 PM

    I'm impressed that she peed standing up..an impressive skill in a girl.

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  5. Radish King7:16 AM

    It takes practice and helps being raised in the forest.

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  6. beth coyote8:51 AM

    I hear that girls can even aim. I could squirt breast milk, maybe too much information.

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